[Editor's Note: Another oldie but goodie, with a few added thoughts, also i think ima just post on Mondays (and maybe Thursday) going forward....oh and this counts as post #199 so i need to do something special next week or just tell a story from the weekend, I'm really not sure. Anyway I'm rambling...enjoy]
“I don’t wanna be a player no more” – Joe
Cuffing season is upon us. No BDSM. For those who aren’t aware of this phenomena, basically when the weather cools down people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves desiring to be “cuffed” or tied down by a serious relationship.
(Yeah I know ita Spring now, also for what its worth spring should be officially “cuffing” season, beautiful days call for outings with beautiful women, rainy days in > snow days, thunder buddies, and if April showers bring May flowers who is going to get said flowers…you ain’t got the answers Sway)
I never been one to pay much attention to said season, for me it’s always cuffing season, I suck at being single. Ironically enough, I love to date win over new hearts, hit the reset button on all my funny stories but I’m not the single type. I much rather be in a relationship, and because I haven’t done a list in a while I will do so now
Top 10 reasons why I prefer Relationships
10. Taken Men are way more desired: Something I noticed, women love them some taken men. Perhaps its wanting what they can’t have or the fact that they actually have another person to size themselves up to but I always get more attention in a relationship than single (not that I take advantage, I’m a loyal dude and whatnot)
9. Sense of accomplishment: If everyone supposedly is looking for that one, if you are in a stable relationship, aren’t you winning? Some would say otherwise but I’ll happily go out with the team and know I already have pink matter waiting back home, it’s like having a first round bye.
8. Relationship Fraternity: It’s hard to relate to people in relationships when you’re single, it’s like being the only person who hasn’t seen The Dark Knight Rises yet (is it on DVD yet? *sigh*).
(I’ve seen Dark Knight but haven’t seen Captain America, so still *sigh* #blerdlines)
Single person always going to cosign your flawed argument and suggest you leave, they want you to pledge Single Beta Single.
7. Get away with soft stuff: Romantic comedies, wearing pastel colors, candles, not going to the bar, all man laws that are okay to be broken when you’re in a relationship. If I wasn’t sure I could pull a look off, “shorty got it for me” was my foolproof excuse.
6. Always having +1: The Friday night in scrolling thru your phone struggle is real, it’s nice to always have a date for whatever, networking events, restaurants you want to try, sitting in the crib watching netflix, it’s always better with someone.
5. Reflection: You learn a lot about yourself in a relationships, things your family may not tell you, your friends may not notice and you’re unwilling to accept about yourself. Good and bad, relationships help mold you. A good woman knows how to call you on your sh t without being a nag, its a lost art.
4. Consistent Sex: Well, duh
3. Getting better at sex: We talking about practice man, it’s what stops one from becoming the “talks too much guy” or “Mr. licks too fast”, also you teach her like Yeezy. There’s a comfort when you’re in a relationship than just casually smashing, you can be direct and honest and try things.
2. Perks: Having someone to talk to, someone in your corner, someone to make a sideeye with in awkward conversation, someone to
pick up your dry cleaning while their out, a guarenteed Birthday present, there’s plenty of perks that just come with a relationship you don’t even realize until they’re gone
1. Love: The obvious one, being in love. It’s the ultimate high, being with someone you love and loves you all the same. You have that extra pep in your step because they kissed you as you left, just hearing their name makes you swoon. The idea that someone was once a stranger, and now you can’t see yourself without them, it’s the penultimate feeling.